Yeah...I know.

Me?  Yeah...I'm far from perfect...I know that much!  Let me tell you what I know about me.  I'm rude, outspoken, fairly abrasive, and slightly mean.  I'm the type of girl who tells you what's on my mind and leaves no truth untold.  I feel honesty is the best policy, even though some say I'm too honest.  That's code for "hey, you're a bitch".  Yeah yeah yeah...you can't handle what I've got to say...I get it!  Here's the thing.  If you ask for my opinion then that's exactly what you're gonna get.  Is it my fault if you don't like what I have to say?  If you do something that I feel needs to be addressed then that's what I'll do.  I've made people cry and I've let people go...I've also lost a lot of friends.  I am fully aware of how detrimental the consequences can be.  I've been In my fair share of arguments and been told more than once that I come on to aggressively.  What?  I'm a passionate person.  What can I say?  I don't like complainers, so if thats you then you're automatically out.  If you have something wrong with you every other day then you're definitely out!!!  If you're one of those fake ass people that says one thing to my face, but contradicts every single word behind my back....bitch...you were never in.  Yeah, seems picky.  What do I care?  Here's the thing, I might be super selective (or rather intelligent) in who I choose to spend my time with, but I'm fantastically loyal.  And that...is hard to find.  So I might be the girl who says "yeah, that does make your ass look huge" or "uuhhh what you did pissed me off and now you're going to listen to my words" , but the beauty is...you can be picky too.   You can also not ask my opinion if you're looking for someone to stroke your ego, leave my buttons Un-pushed, and please please, whatever you do, do NOT cry.  Crying is an uncomfortable thing, and if you're an adult and force me to see you're unnecessary tears...then prepare to see me walk away.  Omg did that sound harsh.  Oops...there I go again.  I seriously cannot stop this honesty thing.  So yeah, my faults?  I could use a little more censorship and a lot more shut the hell up...I'll work on it ;).  In the mean time, I'll go back to cuddling kittens and watching grown men cry.  See...I can't even make it sound believable.  Sigh* I can't be perfect all the time!  Oh...that's right...I'm not Jesus!