Jezebel...

  It's true...she's no angel!  How do you deal with someone who is less than kind?  And when I say "less than kind" I mean a complete bitch!

 Have you ever had that one person...No matter how hard you try...that one person that ALWAYS knows just the things to say/do to get under your skin?  For the most part you are a down to earth easy going person, but cannot seem to keep your cool around that one little prick that knows how to make life feel like bamboo sticks under fingernails.  Yeah, I've been there!  And go figure it was right after I made my new years resolution to try really hard not to let people get to me...one person in particular.  I tried killing them with kindness, acting oblivious to their harsh words, and even subtle guilt trips that surprisingly worked.  Apparently, they took that as a personal challenge to piss me off...and piss me off they did!  Yeah, they had a knack for getting me to my boiling point THEN playing the victim!  It's easy when you can get people mad enough to fight back with less than kind words.  I was stressed.  I was frustrated to the point of tears.  How could one insignificant little B**** have such an effect on me?

That's when it happened.  The person who was able to take anything you say and turn it into an attack on themselves.  The person who was conceited enough to make to make Paris Hilton blush.  The person who was the bane of my existence.  Yup, that Bitch FINALLY fell!

What do you do when you find yourself with all the power?  Not as easy an answer as you'd think it'd be.  See...the problem with coincided people is they like to talk...and talk they did.  I got plenty of information that I gladly passed on.  I mean, what good was having information on your greatest enemy if you had no intention of using it?  Don't get me wrong, I am a trustworthy person, but if you push me hard enough I can play dirty too.  Clearly not as dirty as you, because my legs aren't the equivalent of an revolving door and my marriage is still intact.  The sight of ANY man who might take a glance my way doesn't make me weak at the knees...and you'll never find me in his bed.  Your lack of self control is embarrassingly amusing.  The best part of it all is your constant posting of scripture, your STILL holier than thou attitude, and your ability to still talk down to people as though you've done nothing wrong.  So let me help you understand...Quoting scripture does not make you a good person.  "Acting" like Jesus only makes people think you're more like Hitler.  And talking down to people does NOT make them think you're perfect...just a bitch.

If I had to pick I'd say you're a mix between Charlie Sheen for his promiscuous lifestyle.  Brittany Spears for her sheer lack of sanity.  Kelly Osbourne for actually believing you weigh 100lbs.  And last but not least Joe Biden for being the most senseless person I have EVER met.  You have taken stupidity to a whole new level, congratulations.